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It’s the smell of gasoline after a fresh cut lawn.

It’s holding your daughter, and feeling how much she needs you.

It’s relief knowing, that there is nothing left to do, except surrender to the framework of drinking beverages every two hours.

Aproxy Brand Morning Mix*

Just add two scoop to your state-issued beverage** and you’re on your way.

*NEVER COMBINE WITH APROXY AFTERNOON MIX
**READ ALL DIRECTIONS ON STATE-ISSUED BEVERAGE BEFORE ADMINSTRATION

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